This is the tale of Dr. Sitting Bacon, a man weighed down by economic turbulence—and perhaps by one too many servings of bacon at kingdom meetings. Once a lively participant in the grand banquet of economic policymaking, he now seems more fatigued than fulfilled.
At the community house feast of financial governance, Dr. Sitting Bacon appears weary of his role as the connoisseur of economic cuisine. The dollar-to-kwacha rollercoaster may have turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet, with inflation as the uninvited guest. And let’s not forget the endless servings of bacon in meetings—could this be draining his appetite for sound policymaking?
His old-school mental sum economics, in an era dominated by computers, is like trying to eat sour milk with a long wooden fork—a frustrating exercise in outdated techniques. Perhaps his fatigue stems from nostalgia for simpler times before algorithms and spreadsheets became the main course of financial management.
The community, once hopeful for a satiating economic strategy, now watches as their finance chef looks more interested in a nap than in navigating monetary complexities. The trust bestowed upon him by successive leaders is beginning to wane, as exhaustion overshadows any lingering echoes of past economic triumphs.
As Dr. Sitting Bacon wearily chews on the tough bacon of economic woes, one wonders—does he crave a change in the menu? Should he swap his fried fiscal habits for a fresh mango diet from Loofoosir? Maybe, just maybe, some innovative economic recipes could do the trick.
