In the kingdom of Up N Down, there resided a cameraman named Cheer Liar Tool Kit. His skills rivaled the sharpness of a porcupine’s quills, but his insatiable desire for social media fame overshadowed all else.
One day, the exasperated king devised a plan to be rid of Cheer Liar’s antics. He decided to elevate him from royal cameraman to a third-ranking diplomat and dispatched him to the distant land of Bull Raze Hill.
The hope was that this move would either teach him diplomacy or, at the very least, distance him far enough that his boasting wouldn’t pollute the kingdom.
However, upon his arrival, it became clear that diplomacy was a foreign concept to him. During the presentation of his credentials, he stubbornly clung to his phone, engrossed in scrolling social media platforms.
He fancied himself the king’s most loyal cheerleader, ever eager to engage in heated online defenses and bash all but the king.
The day arrived when he took on a popular musician from his homeland. He publicly humiliated him, oblivious to the fact that the wife was a legal prodigy.
She knew that serving a diplomat with a court summons would automatically recall them from duty. Swiftly, she did the needful and shared it on her widely followed social media page.
The news set off a chain reaction as more people became emboldened to sue. Forced to return home to face a mounting legal quagmire, Cheer Liar’s downfall was complete.
The king is now exhausted by Cheer Liar and has sent She Moo Bee Ku Bull Raze Hill. She and Burner Moo Bee possess a genuine sense of humor.
And so, Cheer Liar’s transformation from an arrogant cameraman to a disastrous diplomat has come to a thunderous close! We are now walking on the same roads.
