A peculiar battle unfolded between the “Car Rent” and the “1.8 Fall Mar” when they engaged in a war of words. It all began when the “Car Rent” hurled the phrase “Cool Tool” at the “Fall Mar,” who had recently returned to the spotlight with a renewed sense of purpose.
What started as an insult quickly took an unexpected turn when the “Fall Mar” embraced it. He boldly declared, “Yes, I’m a ‘Cool Tool,’ and I’m waltzing back into the Car Rent’s domain.”
Despite objections from his spouse, “Cool Tool” was soon seen miming to a catchy new song: “I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m still part of perfect fools!” The phrase, once meant to imply dimwittedness, became his secret weapon for a comeback.
This odd exchange of verbal jabs was inspired by comedian Shemoobee, who coined the term while mocking Burnermoobee, known for her culinary blunders.
- Let’s face it—the chances of the “Cool Tools” making a real return to power are as slim as Ngoo Zoo getting a divorce. Yet, amidst all the chatter about “cool tools,” the economy continues to suffer.
The newly unveiled budget aims to tackle rising mealie meal and fuel prices, yet our people remain preoccupied with “Cool Tools.” It seems they possess Ph.Ds. in “Cool Tools,” showing little interest in “Bar Jets” but plenty in “Gold Jets.”
So who truly emerges victorious in this sideshow? None other than the originator of the “Cool Tool” phenomenon—Shemoobee. Perhaps we should vote for him in 2026 to fix things?
