In the land of unwavering perseverance, a Zombian monarch reigns, celebrated by many titles: King Tenacity, for his unyielding resolve; King Heightened Heights, for his soaring ambitions; King Bashi Promise, for his grand assurances; King Methodical, for his careful planning; King High Hopes, for his unshakable optimism; and King Meticulous, for his unmatched attention to detail. Despite these noble titles, however, one remains—King Ha Ha, for the laughter that never escapes his lips.
Adorned in his signature King White Gloves, King Tenacity’s rule thrives on bold proclamations and towering aspirations, just like the many toilets he orders built across his empire.
A monarch of unwavering resolve, King Tenacity rises above criticism with the grace of a sage—or at least with the patience of one making mental notes for future rebuttals. His kingdom hums with the scent of milestones achieved—or at least promised—with blueprints heralded as progress long before the first stone is laid.
His subjects watch in awe and occasional confusion as their king tirelessly pursues development, setting a unique standard for persistence and commitment. A ruler who refuses to bow to adversity, he believes that hard work, persistence, and selective memory will carry his nation to unimagined heights. Aptly he hops from one helicopter to the other and one plane to the other.
Yet, in the quieter corners of his kingdom, the echoes of unfulfilled promises still linger. But undeterred, King Tenacity continues to work diligently to fulfill them, hopeful that one day, his history will no longer be marred by the moniker “Bashi Promise.” Until that day arrives, his people remain faithful—patiently waiting, umbrellas at the ready, for another promise to fall from the sky.
