There has been an outbreak of consent agreements to compensate Up N Down Loo Ring Party members who were victimized by the previous regime. The compensation is being handled methodically using an inverted pyramid approach, with the top leadership receiving the best cream.
It has agitated several card-carrying members of the new Loo Ring Party. To make matters worse, the opposition Parte of Fellows is also complaining that it is a grand scheme to exploit both the economy and Lady Justice by a group of insatiable, money-hungry leaders.
After the old government (Parte of Fellows) passed away, a new government (Up N Down) was born, and everyone was happy. The only problem was that the new government inherited the same traits as the old one. It was born with a silver spoon and refused entirely to eat from plastic plates.
The first decree of the new government was that every cadre who suffered at the hands of the old regime should be compensated. The compensation process took on an unfamiliar shape when one of the major routes to eligibility was being a card-carrying member of the each pan. Additional small rules included appearing in court clad in the red colors of each pan to scare away judges.
Thus, only card-carrying members dressed in each pan color received compensation. Those in remote areas without party regalia for the Loo Ring Party were left out. The compensation categories started at half a million for those who had guns pointed at them during the struggle. Controversy erupted when the ministar responsible for compensation declared that those threatened with pangas would receive only half the amount—even though the entire country had, at one time, been threatened with pangas.
After two million members of each pan’s inner circle were compensated and had already used their money to buy meat to fry on their red pans, a massive outcry followed. Now the remaining 800,000 also want compensation. The king, being a good man, decreed that to be fair, anyone who had a gun or panga pointed at them should fill up local stadia so a census could be conducted.
It was a miscalculation. The entire nation is now on the move. As we speak, the biggest stadium is already filled to the brim. Other provincial stadia are overwhelmed.
And now, Dr. Sitting Bacon is confused and has asked the IMF to provide special funds to compensate the aggrieved before the Engine Rating Board (ERB) increases the price of fuel and everyone is fueled up.
It has agitated several card-carrying members of the new Loo Ring Party. To make matters worse, the opposition Parte of Fellows is also complaining that it is a grand scheme to exploit both the economy and Lady Justice by a group of insatiable, money-hungry leaders.
After the old government (Parte of Fellows) passed away, a new government (Up N Down) was born, and everyone was happy. The only problem was that the new government inherited the same traits as the old one. It was born with a silver spoon and refused entirely to eat from plastic plates.
The first decree of the new government was that every cadre who suffered at the hands of the old regime should be compensated. The compensation process took on an unfamiliar shape when one of the major routes to eligibility was being a card-carrying member of the each pan. Additional small rules included appearing in court clad in the red colors of each pan to scare away judges.
Thus, only card-carrying members dressed in each pan color received compensation. Those in remote areas without party regalia for the Loo Ring Party were left out. The compensation categories started at half a million for those who had guns pointed at them during the struggle. Controversy erupted when the ministar responsible for compensation declared that those threatened with pangas would receive only half the amount—even though the entire country had, at one time, been threatened with pangas.
After two million members of each pan’s inner circle were compensated and had already used their money to buy meat to fry on their red pans, a massive outcry followed. Now the remaining 800,000 also want compensation. The king, being a good man, decreed that to be fair, anyone who had a gun or panga pointed at them should fill up local stadia so a census could be conducted.
It was a miscalculation. The entire nation is now on the move. As we speak, the biggest stadium is already filled to the brim. Other provincial stadia are overwhelmed.
And now, Dr. Sitting Bacon is confused and has asked the IMF to provide special funds to compensate the aggrieved before the Engine Rating Board (ERB) increases the price of fuel and everyone is fueled up.
