After one too many, Up N Down Secretary General Bartook Himender let his tongue slip, calling Bardar—a castle-a-lick priest—Loosefar. Given that the two were bar-bound siblings, the kingdom barely raised an eyebrow. They were infamous for their bar talk, constantly threatening to bar each other from addressing the people.
Meanwhile, Bar the Politician (BP) was dispatched on a whirlwind tour to inspect Created Development Fooleries (CDF). Despite lacking any official government role, he strutted in like a sacred inspector, leaving actual officials too terrified to question him. On live TV, they obediently led him to admire unfinished, unplastered toilets, nodding as if he were royalty.
BP, now basking in his newfound importance, radiated BP (Bigheaded Pride) across the entire kingdom.
Then there was the BC—Bar Castle—a fast-talking, castle-a-lick clergy who found his divine calling in licking the ex-king’s boots. Rising at the expense of his fellow priests, he frequently issued faceless statements, pretending to speak for the entire clergy. His antics, however, only served to exhaust the Party and Its Government (PIG).
Both BC and BP took turns embarrassing each other. The problem? Bar People had never been introduced to the word apology.
Enter Tyre Lee, a former priest now vying for the title of Archbishop of Loosircar. He rattled the kingdom by branding both BC and BP as hypocrites. Like a bee buzzing across Facebook, he stung them with sharp words, sending them into a frenzy. Scrambling to silence him, the two bars did what they did best—try to bar him from the kingdom.
